Beginner's guide to boytoyhood

1. Make a myspace page with year of birth marked no older than 1987
2. Upload best of your suggestive pictures
3. Add Marc Jacobs as a friend
4. Get Marc's attention by leaving comments and sending messages
5. Have him fly you over first class to Paris for a rendez-vous
6. Voilà. You got yourself a hot daddy.

If this little Canadian did it so can you! And if it doesn't work out in the long run, just think of all that LV and MJ merchandise you get to keep. It's so worth it.

Gemma Ward's New Co-op

Pre-war 3 bedrooms, 3 baths - $1.52M. Not bad, Gemma.

232 E 6th Street, supermodel apartment #4. Now is the time to use Google Map's "Street View" feature.

Sartorial sense of Chloe Sevigny

It's anything but predictable: who knew a vivid orange mini-dress, pink allegator clutch, satin heels and gold would go so good together?


Aces

Life Lesson #1: No one needs to see "the real" you

Is there anything more embarrassing in this world than pics of you at 17, with fat arms and in the company of your English mum? Yikes. Burn your fat pics, girls, BURN' EM!

Agyness Deyn, aka Laura Hollins, the chips shop girl from Lancashire