Fashion Week Anxiety

Fashion Week castings and rehearsals are on as the supermodels are beginning to crawl the streets of Manhattan. Strolling through the West Village today we ran into AWOL beauty Daria Werbowy. Still puzzled by her absence last runway season, we were happy to see her looking tan, lean, blond and completely catwalk ready. (You know the girl is a superstar when she turns heads dressed in acid-wash jeans, a low-profile hoodie and ratty old keds). To be honest, all this fashion week commotion is giving us major anxiety. There's so much to be done:
1. Order business cards that reflect our fabulous personal style
2. Book a Brazillian bikini waxing session (what if Kate Moss is in town?!)
3. Stick to 30 minutes of cross-country a day and get a bliss triple oxygen treatment for that extra glow
4. Get a million dollar haircut that Anna Wintour only wishes she had
5. Hire a slave-boy to fetch fashion show passes from designers. There are just so many of them.*sigh*

It's overwhelming, really ...