Beginner's guide to boytoyhood

1. Make a myspace page with year of birth marked no older than 1987
2. Upload best of your suggestive pictures
3. Add Marc Jacobs as a friend
4. Get Marc's attention by leaving comments and sending messages
5. Have him fly you over first class to Paris for a rendez-vous
6. Voilà. You got yourself a hot daddy.

If this little Canadian did it so can you! And if it doesn't work out in the long run, just think of all that LV and MJ merchandise you get to keep. It's so worth it.