The WTF Series: Tommy Hilfiger

All the laughter, all the tears: Tommy Hilfiger got in a fight with Axl Rose Friday night at the Plumm (a joke in itself, isn't it). NY Post reports that "the feisty fashionista was acting all gangsta, hitting Axl with a flurry of punches, one that landed under Rose's eye." But wait, it gets funnier: "When Rose took the stage a few minutes later to perform the song "You're Crazy," he dedicated it "to my good friend Tommy Hilfiger." Fellow rocker Kid Rock explained to the press that Hilfiger was upset because "he is way further down on the fame food chain" (gasp and clutch your pearls here) Dude, with your $1.6 billion, couldn't you find a better crowd to mingle with? Take a que from your friend Karl and hang out with Lindsey Lohan or something.