Oh No! It's Jade!

Yvan, the Face Hunter has hunted down Jade, the maniac from America's Next Top Model!! He, of course couldn't fully comprehend the significance of this event, and was simply captivated by her fortune-teller outfit.
There's nothing more poignant than a fading reality TV star. Just recently I ran into Eva (Season 3?) Desperate for attention, Eva, complete with an entourage, was walking around Soho in the middle of the day wearing a fishnet top, *tiny* denim cut-offs and six inch heels. She could as well be nude and working a poll. Her breasts looked really nice, but come on, it's not a music video out here.

In the meantime, America's Next Top Model writers are on strike. Can you tell?