F.A.D. Must-Die List

Skinny jeans >> Because enough is enough: they are sold at Zara and H&M and we wore them all winter. Let's move on.

Leggings/Mini Skirt/Flats ensemble >> Because we were sick of them in Spring 2005 but the uber-trendy mall girls decided to carry this Mary Kate Olsen relic into Spring '06. Do they not know they look like the last year's issue of US magazine?!

People that wear sweat suits >> Because if you're still into sweat suit chic you might as well be dead.

People that wear Uggs >> Same reason.

Things with skulls on them >> Because only beatnik stripes could be more of a cliche.

Word "fashionista" >> Because it's impossible that someone can pronounce it with a straight face.

People that call skinny people anorexic >> They are not anorexic, they just have the self-control to say no to a deep-fried burrito and it makes you jealous. >>>