No Way

Just when you thought Lindsey Lohan was poisoning your environment WWD brought the really bad news: "Poll Finds Aguilera Main Fashion Influence.
Mirroring the unpredictability of fashion itself, a survey has found that the celebrity most likely to influence Americans' purchases of apparel is Christina Aguilera -- despite her hiatus from the fashion ad scene."

Wait. You mean THIS Aguilera?! I can't even imagine the population sample that would call her a fashion influence ... It's like voting for Bush. There's no way we could let this go down. We shall fight. I'm off to the fashion ad trenches. Cross your manicured fingers and wish me luck.